Well, you can’t keep him. You can rent [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Josh Freese[/lastfm] (former [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]A Perfect Circle[/lastfm] and [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Guns N’ Roses[/lastfm] drummer) for $75,000. It’s one of the packages you can buy to help promote and sell his new EP, My New Friends. What else is in the package?
Along with getting his services as a drummer for a month, he’ll write five songs about you, take you in a ride in Danny from [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Tool[/lastfm]’s Lamborgini, and do shrooms with you.
Freese has several other, less expensive offers. Including just $5 for a digital copy of the EP, and $50 for a copy of his fifth grade report card along with your copy of the record.