One can only expect the best, like drag queen’s spitting dope rhymes and Pedro from Napoleon  Dynamite shopping for produce with his little lady.

Her “Sleazy 2.0″ remix featured rappers like Wiz Khalifa, Andre 3000, T.I. and Lil Wayne. Instead of the rappers being in the video for the song, their parts are being expertly, but weirdly, played by a bunch of random Ke$ha-approved people.

Whatever gets ur rocks off babe—
ke$ha (@keshasuxx) January 30, 2012

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A second single, “Blue Jeans” followed suit as an exercise in glamorous pop melancholy. Its grainy, nostalgic video solidified Lana’s signature aura. Mixing documentary footage with sultry shots of the singer vamping for the camera, it positioned her as a figure from the past – another bygone victim of pop culture.

When Lana Del Rey‘s third single (and accompanying video) “Born to Die” dropped later that fall, it seemed as though the young singer was poised at the precipice of breakthrough stardom. She had it all – the talent, the looks, the style, the buzz.

But then there was the Saturday Night Live performance. In the span of two nationally televised songs, her entire house of cards seemed to crumble before our eyes.

She’s not ready for prime time, she’s too young, she’s a terrible performer, her career is over; these were the headlines plastered across music sites the next day.

All these proclamations, of course, were equally (and probably more) overwrought than those issued earlier in her praise. The truth is, Lana Del Rey is neither the next coming of Mozart nor an absolute failure. She is a talented singer and has the potential to be a great pop star, but like any young artist is still maturing.

So after all that she releases her first LP this week. Titled Born To Die, the album delivers on the strength of her early singles and offers a more fully fleshed out portrayal of her aesthetic. Is it, as many seemed to be hoping, the pop album to end all pop albums? No, unfortunately not. But it is a very strong first effort from this promising young artist.

Tracklist:

1. Born To Die
2. Off To The Races
3. Blue Jeans
4. Video Games
5. Diet Mountain Dew
6. National Anthem
7. Dark Paradise
8. Radio
9. Carmen
10. Million Dollar Man
11. Summertime Sadness
12. This Is What Makes Us Girls

Pick up Born to Die today at iTunes  and Amazon

BONUS: Watch a video interview with Lana Del Rey from our friends at Myspace Music:

Yikes!!! Was spray tan running down her legs or did Christina Aguilera have an “accident”??  Christina performed at Etta James’ memorial service over the weekend.  When she walked out she started scratching her leg??  And now pictures show that during the performance she had something running down her legs…what was it??? Click HERE to see the upclose pictures.  Some people are claiming it’s spray tan while others think she got her period…you decide.

It’s official!!!  Adele will perform at the Grammy Awards!!!  It will be her first appearance in 5 months after having throat surgery.

Wow!! Simon is cleaning house on The X Factor!!  Nicole Scherzinger and Steve Jones were let go from the show yesterday and now Paula Abdul too!! Paula didn’t even hear it from Simon.  Rumors were swirling last week that Mariah Carey would be a new judge on the show…

In one episode of Joan River’s reality show she shows what she looked like without makeup right before having plastic surgery.  In another episode she gets some medicinal marijuana after the surgery to ease her pain.  She said it’s been a long time since she’s smoked…she said she hadn’t smoked pot since the “dark ages,” when she would would get high with Betty White!!!!

“I believe that they were looking at Vegas and Australia, two places I would love to go,” Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Ortiz-Magro says about the next seasons of the show. “I don’t know if we would make it back from Vegas, but I’m pretty sure we would love to go to Vegas.”  Ronnie also said they were thinking about Brazil but were worried about security concerns.

Miley Cyrus broke her butt!!!  She tweeted: “cracked my tail bone doing a front flip… on to the couch. thats like when i tripped over a pillow and broke my arm”

Rihanna bought a Marilyn Monroe portrait that is made with 65,000 Swarovski crystals and it ”constantly” changes color, and it “sends rainbows of light round the room.”

The Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney go topless in their ad to promote their new jean line for Sears.  Click HERE to see the ad

Chord Overstreet and Emma Roberts have called it quits after nine months together. ”They’re just on two different paths in life,” a source says of the couple’s decision to split. “They just grew apart and decided to part ways.”

David Hasselhoff, 59, is engaged to his 32 year old girlfriend of about a year.  This is the 3rd time he’s asked her and she finally said yes!!!  He tweeted a picture of his proposal “Tried it again on top of the Sydney harbour bridge!”

She tweeted: “:)))))) xxxxxxxxxxxx”

AskMen.com’s Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2012 list is out.

1. Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara

2.  Model Kate Upton

3.  Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’s Rooney Mara

4.  Miranda Kerr

5. Nicki Minaj

6. Emma Stone

7. Scarlett Johansson

8. Kim Kardashian

9. Rihanna

10. Model Candice Swanepoel

It’s here….the video premiere for David Guetta and Nicki Minaj’s “Turn Me On”.  Watch the video…

Check out some photos from the premiere, including plenty of shots of Daniel rocking his new hairstyle, straight out of Robert Pattinson’s playbook

965 TIC Hits The Woman In Black Premiere…

Not only that, during her performance Madonna will be riding high on the release of her first single from MDNA called “Give Me All Your Luvin’”– a collab with popular producer Martin Solveig and quirky, innovative pop stars, M.I.A and Nicki Minaj.

In The Studio w #Madonna @MIAuniverse @msolveig #MDNA youtube.com/watch?v=npzcez…—
Guy Oseary (@guyoseary) January 27, 2012

Five years since Madonna’s last album, Hard Candy, MDNA is her 12th studio album and was written by Madonna, Martin Solveig, Nicki Minaj and M.I.A, composed by Martin Solveig and Michael Tordjman and produced by Madonna and Martin Solveig.

The “cheerleader/football” themed video for the song will premiere this Thursday on American Idol at 8/9 PM ET/ET and will be on Madonna’s YouTube channel the following morning February 3rd at 9am EST/6am PST. Madonna will also appear on Jay Leno on January 30th.

If you are a Madonna fan, you can pre-order an 18 track Deluxe Edition of MDNA including one exclusive remix from Madonna’s new album on iTunes  for $9.99 and you’ll get  “Give Me All Your Luvin’” immediately.

Wow!! Simon is cleaning house on The X Factor!!  Nicole Scherzinger and Steve Jones were let go from the show yesterday and now Paula too!! Paula didn’t even hear it from Simon.  Rumors were swirling last week that Mariah Carey would be a new judge on the show…hmmm

The purveyors of ’90 hits such as “Zombie” and “Dreams” haven’t been seen as The Cranberries since 2001′s album Wake Up And Smell The Coffee.

Last.fm Trends looks at their scrobbles in anticipation of what is in store.

The band’s extended break certainly hasn’t deterred listeners. A total scrobble count just shy of 40,000,000 from 1,647,092 listeners show they are still as relevant as ever, with aforementioned 1994 hit “Zombie” listened to by 10,006 listeners last week.

The popularity of the track, which comes from the album No Need To Argue (incidentally their most popular album with 6,829,983 scrobbles), is such that their second most listened to track last week, “Linger”, had 5,102 listeners.

The Cranberries have released their new video for upcoming single “Tomorrow” – check it out below:

You can find out more about The Cranberries by visiting their Last.fm page. In the meantime make sure to check back with Last.fm Trends every weekday for all the latest scrobble news.