The Lighter Side: Professor Would Trade Better Grades For Sex or Moose Meat

August 20, 2019

A professor in Canada offered better grades for a student if she slept with him, or gave him moose meat. That last part is NOT a euphemism.

 

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A college professor in Nova Scotia, Canada told a student he'd give her better grades if she had sex with him, which is gross. But there's a caveat to the story... he said he would also give her better grades if she traded him moose meat. So he'd accept sex OR moose meat. She actually gave him some moose meat, but then he said he actually wanted the sex, too. What is this guy's problem? Aside from being fired, for obvious reasons.

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